Flying babies and painful arrows..

Let me ask you this? Can babies fly? And if your answer is yes.. can they shoot arrows? If yes again, you must be talking about Cupid.. Cause Cupid's description reads something like this.. Cute baby, flies around and targets two people in love and then pierces them with a heart arrow..
Correct?

Fuck no! That baby bastard fucks you up! Who gave a fucking baby an arrow anyway?
That little prick flies around then fucking shoots you in the heart.. That would make me love for sure.. Love to fucking stomp him in the face.. Then snap that baby bow in arrow in half..

If that douche bag is real he must be shooting me in the back with dud arrows.. Do you think Cupid has a variety of arrows?
- Attention all skanks.. Fuck this dude over..
Or..
- Hopefully this arrow in the heart kills you..
That sneaky mother fucker probably has tonnes of different ones..

But does he have one that actually makes you fall in love? How does it work? Does it have to be that fucken long that it pierces your heart and the heart of person your with? Then what happens when you walk away from each other and the arrows comes out? I guess thats when affairs and cheating occurs..

I guess baby bitch didnt think of that shit..So all Cupid needs to do now is to create an arrow that binds two hearts together no matter how far apart they are.. So i guess it needs to be flexible.. incredibley stretchy ohh and also has to be able to pass through all states of matter.. Looks like that butch baby has a fuck load of work to do..Good luck mother fucker.. Shoot me with it if it with your done cheif..

Love Always.. Scene Kid.. xxx

Attention all haters.. Optimus Prime would fuck you up..