Thursday, September 25, 2008

Operation STD ............. or is it STI?

Okay so this just in, I have stumbled upon a devious scheme that is perhaps the core of all the weird shit that seems to pop up.

Today while conversing with a close companion on the journey of the soul I was confronted by the question of what happens to the sex lives of people that have incurable "Sexually Transmitted Infections/Sexually Transmitted Disease" 's? (which from here on out, will be called Dtsits)

I mean seriously, who would touch these people after they have told you that they have a Dtsits, "Hi lets have sex, i have AIDS though.", I mean common who is going to go "Yeah lets get busy!"

I have since found what happens to these people, there is a secretive organization that allows these people to meet and engage in all those exciting social interactions that are otherwise denied to them because of their condition. The only problem with this is the knowledge that the diseases and infections that they are inflicted with get completely mixed together and they mutate! Perhaps the most horrific thing is that these people do this purposefully so that all people will know the pain and persecution that they suffer within society.

so moral of the story, ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM!

Until next time

ShAdOwS

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