Friday, September 5, 2008

Scene's Symposium

There are many things in this twisted world that, how do I say it, piss me off.. When the glorious day comes, that I "Scene Kid", will be able to do whatever I wish in this world, will be an extremely eventful day.. Today we will look at one event that I guarantee will take place..

For a particular reason certain people that I come across will either have all limbs ripped off, or if I'm feeling generous, a concussion that would keep King Kong knocked out for a month.. Does anyone know why this would happen?

Smoking..

It has to be the dumbest thing anyone can do.. If you smoke and your reading this your a fucking moron.. You know why you're a moron? Because every smart mother fucker out there has told you, you are dying! But that doesn't phase you! According to stats acquired from the logic of my brain, only fucking douche bags continue to smoke after knowing the consequences that inevitably occur..

Lets look at some scenarios that I "Scene kid" have had the pleasure of being able to laugh at (while my alter ego wishes to end the people in these scenarios)..

1) Some poor bastard walked up to the counter to buy cigarettes.. Yours truly, handed him a pack in total disgust.. He then refused this pack as it had a picture of someone who had throat cancer.. He then asked for another packet as this imagery was too much for this man to handle.. Now.. Lets think about this for a second.. I nearly jumped over the counter and gave him a "Scene Specialty" - Which to put it bluntly ends up in whoever is copping the beat down, whining and screaming for the mummy while they wish they were dead..

2) One simple phrase by another idiot..
"I'm dying for a cigarette"
If only i was allowed to admit the dying, it would of been done in a flash because obviously the person who stated that commented is to stupid to survive in this world..

I fear that if i continue, I will turn into a ball of rage and throw my laptop out the window just to vent the anger of the stupidity of the people that in habit this earth..

Scene's official word for people who smoke would have to be..

Morons!

Love Always.. Scene Kid.. xxx

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

incase you arnt aware oh wise "scene kid" everything we do is slowely killing us, at least thats what the media tells us. If your going to take on smoking show some heart and comment on all the other things that are slowely killing us, eg love, loss, hope, hindsight, drinking, drugs, mortgages, ecosystems, pollution, falling markets, falling fridges, sports, eating, sleeping, breathing, watching tv, fear, books, movies, personality disorders, music, concerts, guns, nazis etc. Go on all you want about smoking "killing us" but what about the rest of it?? yours sincerely "Scene Kid Snr". oh and i believe i have now popped your cherry! booyah!

Anonymous said...

oh yeah thatd take ages right?? i guess you are catering for closed minds anyway, wanna take away my free right to smoke, ill take away your free right to drink as that is as bad if not worse. eg
smoking can = cancer and other related conditions.
drinking ???? ill let you do the math. into the bin, (whip noise)

Anonymous said...

john sex you are the biggest fuckwit on the face of the earth. i believe that if there are other life forms among the galaxies billions and billions of light year away you would still be the stupidest moron to have every wasted our precious air. You state that sports are slowing killing us... are you semi retarded? falling fridges kill more people then smoking does, music kills, hindsight or watching tv will kill you. YOU MUST SMOKE POLE. You are the most idiotic human that i have ever had the opportunity of witnessing. I have taken aboard your ideology that drinking may kill you as does smoking, have you ever heard of drinking in moderation which is proven with red wine for example to better your health! Can you smoke in moderation i do not think so. every cigarette is doing you damage. so everyone tells us more politicians, celebrities and health professional, even the cigarettes packaging themselves.
These moronic imbeciles that smoke (including you john sex even if you dont) should stop wasting everyones time with your smoking related illness, you have had enough warning you all should go out and fucken but rape each other until ever last ounce of tar is removed from your lungs and blood colts from your brains, until your limbs have fallen off with the infestation of Gangrene that is gripping your bodies at an unrelenting pace. You state that this opinion is for closed minds anyway, you need to try and block you ass hole (use that but plug that is blocking your brain from functioning) from all that ass pounding traffic and face the facts that you are a narrow minded moron who has just has his cheery well and truly popped, in fact it has just exploded in your face.
Hope is killing us?
I HOPE you die a slow and painful death then the ecosystem slowly decomposes your body, and your remains are used to make a package of cigarettes. boo yah!!!!!!!(louder whip noise then your bitch penis pump of an excuses of a whip made)