Diary of a taken Beauty Queen..

First thing I did today was roll over to see the ten messages I had recieved on my phone from my ten best friends.. These messages were filled with comments about how I'm so pretty and how they wish they were just like me..
This was probably due to the fact that last night i won Queen of the school at our end of your formal.. I had the best time and everyone looked amazing.. Even though it was a great night, I just couldn't wait to see my boyfriend Rick.. He was the most thoughtful guy on the planet..
As I stirred from my day dreaming i realised Rick wasn't in bed next to me..
It didn't take me long to realise where he was due to the fact that I could hear him in the next room chatting to his best mate "Stumpy". This conversation consisted of how he rocked my world in the sack last night by managing to fit his whole half a millimetre penis into me and lasting more than 4 seconds! "A personal best!", I hear him shout in excitment!
He is so cute.. I'm so lucky.. =)
I force myself to get out of bed and walk to the kitchen to make myself some breakfast.. I realise we have no food so I tell Rick to get in my car cause we are going to maccas! Only like another 6 months and Rick will be able to go for his licence.. He is silly, he is 22 now and still doesnt have a licence.. Lucky I'm here to drive him around everywhere so he doesn't really need a licence.. =)
But im sure he will one day he will manage to get his licence.. thats why i have started saving up.. Because Ricky doesn't have a job and doesn't earn any money I have decided to buy him a car for his birthday.. =)
He normally only buys me some gum from the two dollar shop for my birthday but he said he is going all out this year! Omg i cant wait.. he might even get some gum from a super marktet.. So excited.. =)
As I paid for the meal at maccas Rick said ever so sweetly "Don't worry dear you go sit down and ill bring it over to you"
With a cute smile i go find a nice quiet table for us to sit at.. Five minutes later Rick comes over with the muffin and hot coffee i ordered.. I take a sip of my coffee to find my lips are pressed around a massive shit! Rick had just baked a fresh one, straight off the conveyer belt into my coffee.. Ohh i love that joke.. He does it to me all the time and it never gets old.. =)
"I have to go leak the water dragon.. sit tight cheese tits ill be back in a second.." - Yells Rick across Maccas.." As i sit and wait for my knight in sharming armour i wonder to myself..

Are all beautiful girls as lucky as me?