Sunday, December 7, 2008

WSSH - Why Should Scene Hate?

After discussing with a good mate of mine today on the awesome feeling of having a good shower we got on to the topic of the new "Water Saving Shower Heads - WSSH" The purpose of these new shower heads is to restrict the amount of water that flows out in an attempt to save the precious limited water that our city has to offer.. With our city being on water restrictions tougher than understanding Sylvester Stalone with a swollen lip these shower heads have potential to be effective..
However, the whole point of having a shower is to get wet.. These new shower heads on the other hand don't quite make that happen.. I mean I do get a little wet, but thats only due to the sweat I create from having to run around the shower at high speeds in order to get hit by that one single drop of water that manages to squeeze out every thirty seconds.. What's more annoying is that for the first ten droplets (5 minutes) the water is either to cold or to fucking hot as im still trying to figure out the perfect temperature using the taps..
Usually by this time i have given up and decided to just take a fucking bath and use more water than what I had first planned.. Taking a bath is my little way of saying Fuck You to the shower head.. A little pansy-ish? But effective..
I'm not going to conform to the new "Water Saving Shower Heads" as I probably use less water with the original heads.. This is due to the fact that I get wet within the first 5 seconds of being under the shower without waiting an hour just to get half a hair follicle wet.. If your a fan of a good shower.. Stick to the original shower heads but just make it a quick otherwise you'll have no water to drink let alone to take a good fucking shower with..
Peace..
xxx

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i know a guy who deals in black market shower heads. Commando 450, they use it to wash elephants.