After discussing with a good friend of mine how embarrassing "Deros" are to society we came up with a list of indicators to allow you to know when you have a douche bag (dero) in your grasps..
1) Wears a hat all the time - even inside..
2) Owns an old Holden Commodore..
3) Spends all their doll payments to do up the "car"..
4) Insists on having no shirt on to show off their bad tattoos..
5) Are 25 and still on the red P's..
6) Works for a trolley collection company..
7) Smokes because it's cool..
8) Walk around in packs (Of other deros) discussing the mammoth chick they had sex with last week (But she had big boobs)..
9) Drinks alcohol out of a paper bag (Classic cool) =/
10) Gets their 14 year old girlfriend to buy them things..
11) Wears a hoodie even in summer..
12) Steals red bulls from Woolies and brags about it..
13) Hasn't cut their hair in 3 years..
14) Can't read..
15) Didn't finish school..
16) Insists on mumbling every time they talk..
17) In any type of gang.. eg, The AGD (The Absolute Gay Deros) - Any Acronym (Spastics)
18) Decides not to brush their teeth because it will affect the taste of the beer they're having for breakfast..
19) Does weed constantly in their parents garage while playing Sega (Because Xbox is to expensive)..
Now if you see one of these people in the street.. Here's a few simple tips on how to deal with the situation..
1) Notify them of there dilemma - You're a fucken dero!
2) Help them by giving them tips - Get a job you fucken spastic!
3) And another tip - Brush your teeth pelican head!
4) Give them an uplifting comment - You look like a dead rat!
5) Round it up with a positive comment - Good job on not showering! You smell like a rhinoceros's sweat gland!
These are just loose ideas on what to say but if you follow that structure you're definitely moving in the right direction..
Also never hold back from slapping them in the face..
Domination..
Stay tuned for Tutorial 2..
Love Scene..
xxx
Passenger (2026)
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