Tutorial 2 - It's moments like these..

I have had some shit happen in my life where i just hung my head and thought to myself - What the fuck?! Fucked up stuff with work, friends, girls you name it..
Everytime one of these "moments" has occured I have immediately craved a mintie.. According to the infamous "Jeremy", 'It's moments like these you need minties'.
So if you're ever in the middle of a crap sandwich wrapped in cling wrap, smash a mintie and all will become.. Fresh? Chewy?

How does that help?

I have a shit day, I smash a mintie and expect to win the lottery or something. Instead I get a sore fucken jaw from the teflon those white bastards are made of..

Sure they taste alright after you've writhed in pain from the incisor that popped out and you swallowed. But a good tasting white block of cement doesn't really solve the problem of the issue at hand. Unless of course that tooth you have been having trouble with gets ripped out from that white block of metal.

False advertising is rampid in todays society and I say enough is enough!
If I ever meet 'Jeremy' I will be giving him the "Scene Combo" which consists of a super swift head but followed by a knuckle sandwhich straight to the throat.. After Jeremy recieves this beating i'll casually toss him a mintie and ask if that fucken helps?

Then ill throw one at his temple and see if that helps too?

Doubt it..

Draw that on a fucken packet bitch..

Have a shit one..

Love Scene xxxx