Dickhead Drivers..

Imagine yourself waking up and looking at the alarm clock that you slept right through and realising you have to be somewhere in half an hour, when you know it takes at least half an hour to get where you need to go.. You calm yourself down and figure if you leave this instant you'll just make it or be that tiny bit late!

You dive in the car and start the mean machine up.. You screech out of the garage and your away! Only to find some mother fucker doing 30 in a 50 zone.. This happens to fucking often.. Some old mother fucker who looks like he could be as old as Captain Cook's uncle is still allowed to drive a car.. People cry about P platers (Which some of them are wankers) but this prehistoric creature can't see for shit and has a reaction time of a sloth that just had a full body stroke..
As you look for ways to over take you realise that the road splits into two lanes just up ahead.. Sweet! A feeling of relief arises as the second lane becomes closer and closer..

It's here! but just as you blinker this old douche bag blinkers right and moves into the second lane.. What the fuck! So you go to move back into the first lane to find a big fuck off truck crawling along while the driver is either getting a blow job from his pal Mick or is talking dirty to his "girlfriend" Ted over the 2 way radio..

You swerve back behind Old-asaurus to find out that he has decided to catch up to the truck and do the same speed as it.. You try to find a way through but you hang your head in hopelessness as you know your going to arrive late! This is just one of many scenarious of fucking disgusting drivers on the road.. How fucking bad do you have to be.. If your fucking slower than hair growing on a bald man's head, stay in the fucking left hand lane..

But wait there's more.. When the glorious day comes that Scene Kid rules this world that consists of bad drivers and smokers he will take his revenge.. if your in the right hand lane for no reason.. I will shoot your dunlop tyres out and watch you slide around the road while creating a magnificent show of fireworks.. When you finally spin out and fling off the road I'll either elbow you in the face and inform you not to drive again or ill rip your steering wheel off and boomerang it into your throat.. Oh and then inform you that your not to drive again.. If you do get behind the wheel again after our first encounter, the next few seconds will become a blur and you'll be wondering why you have woken up in a hospital with a gear stick wedge so far up your anus you have to change gears by reaching down your throat..

Scene's summary on bad drivers would have to be..

Morons!

Love Always.. Scene Kid.. xxx